A Perhaps Weekly Pandemic Periodical, #2




When? seems to be the key question of these last couple of weeks. Not so much Why? or How? Perhaps a close second is Where? and Who? but When? really seems to be weighing on most people's minds. When will it peak? When will it hit my area? When will it be over? 

The answers are at best projections of mathematical models and inferences from what has come before; flopping the past over to reveal the future. 


In my last distro of this blogpost on Facebook, I promised to write a prose-poem thanking all of the grocery clerks and truck drivers and mailmen and so on, out there keeping society running. But I can't keep that promise. I tried it out, got about five or six or seven paragraphs into it, and stopped. The whole thing felt forced and flat. So I gave up on it and wrote this instead: 

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The highway stretches into the distance. It's unnerving how empty it is. He's never seen things like this before, but Umberto—"Bad Bert" by his call name—keeps on driving his rig down the lane. He's hauling a Costco order of dry goods and there may have been a time, several weeks ago when news of the pandemic or epidemic or whatever they're calling it nowadays, when he was worried about being mobbed by panic-stricken suburbanites at the offloading dock, or robbed by opportunists, or himself afflicted with the coronavirus and it debilitating him to the point to where he couldn't work anymore. Because no one but him could handle his rig. 

He's heading to St. Louis on I-70 and he flashes a "thank you" with his brakelights at the Master Bastard he passes on his right, hauling what looks to be a heavy load of cold storage. It was lonely out here on the road before the crisis but it's even lonelier now. He's stopped listening to the news radio. He prefers the long hours of silence and the steady, monotonous throttle of his Peterbilt; his fingers hooked on the wheel; his eyes checking the camera video of his blind spots. 

He wonders if Darlene will still be working at Sky High Pie in Illinois. He once drove over eight-hundred miles on a midnight run across five states with nothing but Darlene’s corn muffins to survive on. But on this run he's still got hours to burn before he finds out whether she's been taken sick, too, or if they've finally closed down Sky High Pie under the Governor's orders. 

But the orders for deliveries have kept coming in and there's even talk of this curve flattening finally after so many false starts and missteps and wishful thinking. In fact, people haven't been so crazy. They've been downright generous to Bad Bert. People have even gone out of their way to honk their horn or wave or paste a hastily drawn "Thank you" in their car windows as they pass him by. He's even seen a few signs on the roadways that people have put together, all on their own, saying: "If the trucks stop, America stops" or "Keep on Truckin" or "God's speed, trucking man." 

And he's seen one other thing... 

He saw it first as a bumper sticker, then in a shop window, then someone had painted one on a military transport delivering emergency ventilators, then posted a pic of it on Facebook. A sign of perseverance, a ray of hope. It's a dove carrying a roll of toilet paper in its feet. Silliest thing. But it signifies something, he's sure of it. A turn of the tide, maybe. The eye of the storm passing by. 

Bert checks his gas, glances at the clock. He passes the 421.0 mile marker. He's confident now that he'll make his delivery on-time. 

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I guess I'm not much of a journalist or an editorialist or a poet. I write stories. And like any writer in these times all you can do is write and tell that story as it comes to you. That's how they work. You wake up in the middle of the night or you're driving home from work, and it hits you, and you know it's a story that has to be told, that demands to be told, that it is your sole responsibility to tell. Because ain't no one else gonna tell it. Only you can. 

And that's the news from up on the mountain this week.